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Someone, or something that sounds or looks like it's moving a lot faster than it actually is. Also can be used for somebody that is too impatient/anxious to do something and rushes into it.
Example 1 -
*Car revving its engine really loud and trying to go really fast but not exceeding the speed limit*
Henry : SLOW DOWN THERE TAERBO

Example 2 -
*Teacher asks who wants to help hand out pop quiz*
Sally : MEMEMEMEMEMEME PICK ME I WANT TO
Joe : Settle down there taerbo...
Taerbo by Mike Tamosaitis February 4, 2009
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taebooty 

The ass of (BTS's) Kim Taehyung, who turns every boy gay.
He wants the taebooty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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taebooty 

Jeon Jungkook's favorite meal
"Look, there's Jungkook eating the taebooty again."
taebooty by Penis Vagina May 14, 2019
Often used in the Linux community, (sometimes apple but who cares about dem apples) a TarBomb is a set of files compressed into a single archive (much like a .zip on windoez) this file, when decompressed either contains file locations that cause the file to essentially projectile vomit, explode, and rape all your files while throwing itself all over your computer taking up redonkulus amounts of space and whoring all your folders, and often overwriting many of your documents.
tarbomb in action:
Billy: "Man, I found this awesome software last night!"

Joe: "Really? can you send me it?"

Billy: "Sure man, here you go! its only 30mb ="

Joe: "Wow thanks! this will make my life so much easier."

----THE NEXT DAY----

Billy: "How'd it go? =D"

Joe: "You douche bag! when i unpacked it my processor melted, my hard drive is full, all my stuff for work and all my pictures and music were deleted, im going to ****** kill you!"

Billy: "Hah! cool story bro, tar-bombed idiot. =DD"
tarbomb by Roukoswarf March 21, 2011
A short version of Terrible to describe a situation, person, or just about anything you can think of.
"This weather is just taerbs."
"Ur taerbs at first person shooters."
"That is such a taerbs show."
Taerbs by Michael Tamosaitis January 14, 2009
Misinterpretation of the term "tar balls" which are literally balls of tar. These are found along the coast of Hawaii. Jack Johnson is a surfer (from Hawaii)turned musician, hence the reference to a common item that you'd see when surfing.
"...her feet are all covered with tarboles and scars..." Bubble Toes by Jack Johnson
tarboles by C. Eric C. July 7, 2006
Generally defined by noobs. The act of being terrible at something. Noun. Unable to accomplish something simple. Generally results in a dislike of the elite.
Joshum's is Taerbs at World of Warcraft because he keyboard turns.
Taerbs by Wabba February 20, 2009