Smart tard

A high functioning retard.

Timmy the handicapped boy goes to work everyday and does his job well, he sure is a smart tard! ;)

by jphkelowna May 13, 2010

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Road-Tard

A severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. This condition affects teenagers to seniors.

Symptoms: Random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic...

Side Effects: Causes other drivers on the road massive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.

Bob: Oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.

John: Typical move by a Road-Tard!!!!

by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

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Bull Tard

A degenerate gambler who always thinks the crypto market is going to go up. The most famous example of a bull-tard is a person called 'Scipio'

"Scipio was such a bull tard last night" says Anon, "yeh I know, wtf why was he such a bull tard, bitcoin was never going to reach 16k"

by Monetae_Anon April 8, 2020

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Rockin the Tard

Personifying the less mentally proactive traits found on the extreme low end of the human genetic bell curve.

"Dude was rockin the tard hardcore. Yeah, stagediving rulez, but it helps if you actually have an audience. I ain't never seen an ass with teeth before but they say they can operate."

by Fecesboy June 1, 2004

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