Tampon

A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.

I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.
Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.
by HazyHalez November 21, 2017
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Another way to pronounce Jack Lang.
Have you seen tampon today? I heard he took it up the ass the other night.
by Cheeseman69123 June 09, 2023
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A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)
Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon
by Saminman October 21, 2018
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Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon
by Nublife March 25, 2023
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NRL pretender Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3 weeks.
Tampon, alternatively know as a million dollar a year athlete Kalyn Ponga, in for 1 week out for 3.
by Knoughtspoon April 01, 2022
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It’s tony lopez but with his pink hair. He looks old and used, and he probably thinks the 5 year olds are gonna come running to him.

Spit on it 😏
“Hey do you have a tampon?”
“No, I don’t want Tony Lopez inside of me”
“Bitch what-
by grifeettoes October 16, 2020
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A white cotton object (looks like a dick) that goes into your vagina while you're on your period. Or you put them in your noes when you have a now bleed
Karen do you have a tampon I can use.
by Skylar Riddle February 21, 2018
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