Neapolitan Tampon

When a girls on her period, she takes a shit while having her tampon in and the end of string theres shit on it. (red, white, and brown,)

"i had a neapolitan tampon last night!!"

by emmapuckett January 4, 2021

tammy tampon rimjob

the removal of a tampon before sexual intercourse, followed by a beautiful moist finger up the anal cavity while on top of the male victim

mateeee she gave me suchhhh a tammy tampon rimjob fuckin unreal mate

by Madman240 January 18, 2021

Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.

Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!

by ThaDuke February 2, 2021

Tampon Racecar

Just an eyesore of a car

Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"

Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!

by Ilikeppjuice February 13, 2021

Edible Tampon

When you are low on blood, you just eat an edible used tampon.

omg thats an edible tampon can i eat it cuz i dont want to go to the hospital or else ill get raped by the doctor wdfghferghnmgfghjgfdghfdsfgfdsfghfuikjiuojkhmgytghftrfgvfdesaxczsazAzXsaxcdsfvcbgfhnbjhmnbgfdcvbfdcxzxcvdsazxcvxzsZXcvfgdszxcvbnm,jhgvbcxzZXXczZxcvbfgdgnbmhj,JKHGJK<HGFDCXSDFGHJ<MgfXfvgdgvfdvCBgfdCVbgfDCVbNMjkhgFdSAzXCFv bNHjnmjKNBHGfCVXCcv bGfcv bgfC

by Pumpk1nlover February 19, 2021

Tampon eater

The type of woman that turns me on

Hey tampon eater. Let's fuck.

by Fuckyou694203 April 14, 2021

used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth

Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022