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Taint cheese

A type of cheese that collects on and around the male genital area and spreads the longer it's there (if female I suggest getting checked out or sticking a blow torch inside your genitals). This occurs when you, 1). You dont shower for over 2 - 4 weeks, 2). If you are a redditor. Colors vary from green to purple and smells vary depending on the stage it is at, starting from a fermented pumpkin to Mia Khalifa's pussy.
This dude be thicc but he has that taint cheese adding to the flavorful experience.
by Chicken nuggets with butts November 2, 2019
mugGet the Taint cheesemug.

Tainting bacon

The act of making use of a fuckpig.
That guy's been tainting bacon; he's being seeing that fuckpig Sharon.
by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011
mugGet the Tainting baconmug.

Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!
by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019
mugGet the Tainted Soldiermug.

Taint-genie

Girl said my shit was dirt mcgurk...
I said damn: "bitch this shit was taint-genie yesterday". Don't be diggin seagulls ho.
by B Tsunami April 16, 2019
mugGet the Taint-geniemug.

rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.
Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.
by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022
mugGet the rusty taintmug.

Gamer Taint

When you’ve been sitting in your chair all day gaming and your sweaty taint’s been collecting some stank
Damn, I gotta serious case of Gamer Taint going on.
by GamerTaint February 19, 2021
mugGet the Gamer Taintmug.

Taint splatter

When your dick slips out just as it climaxes, therein splattering cum on the taint.
I’ll be a bit late, I was taking it good when the fucker pulled out. So now I gotta clean up this taint splatter.
by Cpt James Hook November 28, 2021
mugGet the Taint splattermug.

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