squid juice

Synonymous to the situation or objects "stinking." Generally a bad situation.

Your feet smell like "squid juice." Or, when the wrong food gets delivered when one is starving, one can say "oh, that's squid juice, alright."

by Tynao July 17, 2012

squid tattoo

when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..

Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?

Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian

by Dan Obuck June 10, 2009

Squid Fingers

A condition afflicting kitchen workers wherein small squid become affixed to your fingers.

That Emily Rich girl has squid fingers. Wow.

by bsfouru2 June 19, 2010

Squid Promo

To say "it's all good" after an action that negatively affects you. Usually pertains to an action that isn't serious.

Squid Promo, I didn't like her anyway

by mightymouse14y8 July 22, 2010

squid head

when one reaches up their female friend's "twat", as they say in Toronto, and grabs hold of whatever is up there, rips it out and wears it like a hat. (this could also be used as a bald cap or a Halloween candy bag.)

"After i got bored with Chloe, I pulled a squid head on her"

by yes its that guy from school March 8, 2014

squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.

Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.

by Caution:JaZz January 15, 2017

Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.

Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.

by DE SOTO April 27, 2017