squee

A squeegee without a handle.

Hand me that squee so I can wipe this beer up off the gameboy.

by jason March 24, 2005

squee

another name for a radish.

After sex I like to snack on a squee.

by Hector November 27, 2004

squeemo

A portmanteau of the words squee and emo (or screamo). Essentially means the indie/emo/pop-punk scene of bands whose main selling point appears to be that they can make girls squee. Generally found/famous through Myspace and Purevolume

Their fans can typically be heard saying "But they're so cute! This song just makes me squee!"

"Oh wow, you're into *Band Name Here*? Ehh, I don't like them that much, they're kinda squeemo."

by RuruMZ February 3, 2008

squeejarred

To be applied incorrectly as to damage or missuse.

Why won't this fit back in the box?
Because you've got it squeejarred.

Don't put my hat on your big head you'll get it all squeejarred!

by Panamman April 17, 2009

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

squeege

(Noun) - Someone that has a low moral compass when it comes to furthering themselves. They are willing to tattletale, lie or set you up.

Don't trust Brad. He'd throw his own mother under the bus because he's a squeege.

by Shell -Shell January 3, 2021

Squeegle

The act of someone poking, stabbing, shanking, hugging, or remotely touching you as a surprise. Having to squeek followed by a small giggle afterwards as such the "Pillsbury Dough-boy/girl" status.

After not seeing him for a few weeks, I surprised glomped him- turning out he was the wrong person; he still Squeegled anyway.

by AngelenaLuu January 25, 2008