Dope squatter

Noun; a person who comes to your house, does all your drugs, and then leaves without paying.

Don't let that dope squatter in the house. He still hasn't paid me for his last visit.

by Sissic November 15, 2009

Squat and Gobble

Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.

For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!

by jigoku November 28, 2007

squatpisser

-One who must squat or sit to urinate; a woman

"I can write my name in the snow with ease because I'm not a squatpisser!"

by Batrastard October 16, 2003

Squatchy

(Adjective) Derived from the characteristics of a Sasquatch i.e. being stinky and hairy.
Best used to describe a place or thing of a smelly and / or dirty nature , and even more appropriate if referring to a smelly , hairy person.

"Damn bro, did you notice that guy back there? He was one squatchy mother fucker!"

"Fuck man, let's get out of here. This place is way too squatchy for me."

by Jay DeCay February 23, 2012

squater

Noun. A beat up car in the illadel usally a buick, osmobile or a cutty. A lil something to roll in while your on the come up

I'm gonna cop a squater; so I can stack my dough, car notes are for suckas.

by Ken215 June 26, 2006

Squat & Squirt

Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirting from the partner ontop.

Horney Girlfriend:"Do you fancy a bit of Squat & Squirt love?"

by Jacksc2 July 6, 2006

Squatcho

The Hispanic cousin of the illusive Sasquatch, can only really be told apart from Sasquatch by the sombrero he wears and is often spotted eating nachos at the 7-11.

I seen Squatcho while we were getting gas at the 7-11! i thought it was Sasquatch but the sombrero and plate of nachos gave him away

by mean_fingrr October 11, 2010