2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019

Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.

(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.

by Llama66 October 17, 2019

Snaking

The act of stealing a kill from a team mate in online first person shooter action.

YO! quit Snaking my Kills you noob fucker!!!

by Passive Menis August 1, 2009

spanking the monkey

like the hottest thing in the world. seriously. (aka masturbating)

Lizzy and nona and kelly looove spanking the monkey. but not as much as Kari! hahaha

by secksiLNKK February 15, 2006

shaking hands with downstairs

Another term for male masturbation.

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."

by Mandy O. January 7, 2009

Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.

When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.

by sasgon February 19, 2009

Methaphorically Speaking

explaining the 'why' behind anything a crack head posts on the internet

Anything R4TM said is just messed up, methaphorically speaking. He's just a crack head!

by gregster@TTPG August 1, 2009