smashing the haddock

masterbating furiously

jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style

by maffe24 September 9, 2011

Smashing Timothy

Timothy is a very bad demon of the POOPALAZOOKA religion. He smashed Liana the Queen of POOPALAZOOKA island. Which ended up him turning into a demon. His name can be used when ur really angry and wanna smash things.

AHH I HATE HYDROFLASKS I WANNA SMASH YOU JUST LIKE SMASHING TIMOTHY DID!

by The Phil cosplayer March 19, 2021

Smash Karts

(Not to be confused with Super Smash Karts)

A good game to play to waste time when you're supposed to be doing stuff

Bill: (has 14 late assignments): I'll just play smash karts instead of doing homework

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021

defo smashed

A term used to describe two or more individuals in the same picture (athletes and celebrities especially) insinuating they engage in a sexual intercourse, therefore the post-coital photography is made. The term originated came from twitter or Instagram (aka ZuccPhotoAlbum)

least horny r/nbacirclejerk user: *sees a picture of Luka and salt bae* Defo smashed fr 🔥🔥🔥👿👿👿👿

by MilkLizard October 9, 2021

Train-Smash

Phrase for using ecstasy pills at once; snort one, swallow one and insert one into rectum (shelf).

I train-smashed three red mitzi's

by Pink Motorola May 15, 2021

smashed burrito

when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.

Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"

by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009

smash that rat

pulvarising someones vaginal region with deep penetrating pelvic thrusts.

smash that rat

by roooooom July 18, 2009