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jizz slurpee

Falkan's(-see gay) favorite treat on any occasion, or no occasion at all.
My names Falkan and i love slurpeez made of man chowder cuz im such a gay definition superimposer, bastard guy.
by Falkan March 4, 2003
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Sucke sucke 360 slurpee

Man 1: yo that bitch just gave me the sucke sucke 360 slurpee that shit was fire
Man 2: that head game must be fire you made a whole combo name for it
by wizzman May 6, 2020
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slurpee rip-off technique

A process used by unscrupulous 7-Eleven customers. Involves finding a cheap item in 7-11 like a pack of gum,corn nuts,sweet tarts,cigarettes and the like. Then by placing it at the bottom of a Slurpee cup when nobody is looking,the Slurpee cup is filled up to the top,obscuring the contents of it with slush. Don't try it with a transparent cup though,and don't try to steal the latest issue of Maxim either.
I got the shit beat out of me by some Arabic 7-11 clerk the other day when I tried to put a Slim Jim in my slurpee cup.
by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004
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Irish slurpee

A sex term where you pour irish whiskey into ones asshole and proceed to lick the same asshole untill the person shits in your mouth.
dude, she wanted to do a fuckin irish slurpee, i cant handle that
by hornyforhire August 2, 2010
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slurpee rip-off technique

it really works!!! i stole a pack of condoms!!
yo hunz i just got me a 6-pack of condoms at 7-11
by ---SeX--- April 18, 2004
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San Francisco Slurpee

when a guy cums in a girls butt hole then proceeds to suck it out through a straw.
Dude, I came in her ass and did a San Francisco Slurpee.
by inspironb120 June 20, 2009
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July 11 Cherry Slurpee Day

National cherry Slurpee day in honour of Alexei who died in the Netflix show Stranger Things.
Person A: Hey it's July 11 Cherry Slurpee day! We have to buy a Cherry Slurpee to honour Alexei!
Person B: I hate Alexei!
Person A: I HATE YOU!!!!!
by Alexei42069666 October 15, 2019
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