Cincinnati Slapper

When your girl pours cinnamon (or any various other spices) all over your cock and balls and proceeds to slap the fuck out of your burning genitalia.

“Damn man my shit still burns, my girl gave me a Cincinnati Slapper last night”

by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025

Slippery Slapper

The proccess of slapping one's penis on another person's body after dousing them in urine.

friend: "Did you hear wendy's into Slippery Slappers?"
other friend: "Wow I didn't know she was that kinky!"

by zoom-uwu April 15, 2020

Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke

Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped

by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025

Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.

Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."

by badmanjoe October 8, 2010

Slappers

Shlaaag a total absolute slaag

I went to the Stratford footasylum and the worker was a slappers wid glowy skin always in the back room wid an Asian following her

by Amha February 17, 2024

Slappers

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by LUMONOVA November 5, 2025

Wind-slapper

A wind-slapper is a sexual act of when a man lays down on his back. A woman will be riding his cock in cow-girl position. The female partner will then proceed to release flatulence over the male counterparts scrotum, making the balls slap together inside the bag

"Ive been meaning to try out a new move. It's called a wind-slapper. Essentially you just need to fart on my balls, while you're riding my penis."

by scrotum-sniffer September 3, 2025