shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance

John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi

by sea_bird April 29, 2022

shitbrate

To celebrate something you shouldn't be celebrating

The Russians shitbrated victory day back in may 8!
I know, I really don't like how they are using a holiday for political propaganda

by caspianseaisalake June 3, 2022

shitbutt

The Cat With Turds Stuck To Its Ass!

Today I saw SHITBUTT (The Cat With Turds Stuck To Its Ass!) jump on the hood of a car and smear its shitass all over it.

by Billy Soccerfoot June 20, 2022

Shitrate

Shitrate is a noun used to describe a bitrate which is shit. It can be used to describe extremely low quality audio or video, or simply a very poor internet connection

Guy 1: Want to hop on Discord and play some video games with the boys?
Guy 2: Sorry bro, I can't even load Wikipedia with this shitrate 💀

"I can't even tell what's happening in that video, what is that shitrate💀"

by Trelane The Rose July 2, 2022

shitballin

Shooting around a bunch of intentionally bad ideas with your crew.

We were sittin around shitballin about Reggie's impossible girlfriend problems like always, but doesn't P-Funk fart out an actual solution?!

by G to the G May 6, 2022

Shituation

The shittest of situations

I hated being there in that shituation

by Rachie doodlez July 30, 2022

Shitballs

When you find out that there is too much shit for one person to handle

Shitballs! Who left all this filing in my office?

by linavagina October 13, 2022