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Seattle Freeze

What obnoxious out-of-toweners call it when we cultured, refined, artistic Seattleites feel annoyed and bored of them.
Oh my God I was so popular in Sticksville, why is everyone trying to get away from me? Seattle Freeze must get everybody. What, they're hanging out with that person? They don't seem very fun and loud compared to me! Must be a clique.
by Seattletron February 10, 2013
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Settler

The girl that is the easy, last resort fuck at the bar or party. You go around the party trying to hook up with some real hot chicks that you haven't had sex with yet and if you can't get them to come back to your place tonight you always have the settler to fall back on because you know she is always down to get slammed.
Jon: Amanda is the settler tonight. She's such a slampig.
Ed: What's a settler?
Jon: Well if you can't bring any other slut back you gotta settle for her.
by lunchboxx10 August 1, 2010
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White trash jet setter

One who lives life to the fullest. Not willing (or even able) to do life differently. Pushes life to the edge but unwilling to go over. A ten year old vehicle is more likely to be his (her) mode of transportation than an actual jet. They do what they want.
"He used to live in the trailer park, but he bought a new to you used car and is now a straight up white trash jet setter."
by Jet setter November 9, 2013
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settled down

To settle down is to stop being a fuck boy or fuck girl and getting your shit together by taking the next serious step in a relationship
Pepe and Maria have settled down with each other and are now in a serious relationships
by Llamalover6968 October 4, 2016
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settler

Used in New Orleans to mean an older male or female love interest. Usually males use it to refer to women 5 or more years older than themselves.
I went to Harrahs last night and picked up on a settler. She divorced, a nurse at Tulane, and she fine as a broad out the Nolia.
by Mr. 225 August 4, 2008
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Seattle Freeze

The Seattle Freeze refers to how people from Seattle often seem distant and unfriendly when they realize that they are not nearly as cool as you are. I suppose most do not care, but you will find some that do, i.e they try to act cool around you but give up because their natural instincts are to be pedantic and to fill their brains with as much useless technical information as possible. If I need technical information, I'll use google. If I want to laugh, I'll go try a normal city. This is why I never stop on the way to Vancouver, BC while driving through the city on I-5. I grew up in a place where knowing how to tell a good joke was one of the most important qualities a person could have. A joke? Whats that? Oh, you mean when I laugh about how my Apple OS crashes every time I try to import photos into Preview? Ha..........oh, ha.........ha? Now where's that ramp to I-5, I need to get our of here.....if only I can find it. Anyway, the locals say its you, not us, that is the problem. Well, but to be honest, our boredom light goes on instantly whenever we try to engage you in conversation. Yawn........so get to the point, or would you prefer to fantasize that you are insightful, erudite and important?
Yesterday, I woke to a terrible Seattle freeze all over the city, and couldn't wait to get out of town.
by aldri49 July 30, 2021
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seattle coffee drip

a sex act where one has an orgasm during anal sex with a woman. Then removes the penis from the rectum and lets the leftovers on the penis drip into your partners mouth.
That girl was sick. She asked me to give her a seattle coffee drip.
by rootnav November 28, 2010
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