Robert

A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock

Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"

by Pedohunter420 November 26, 2019

Steve Robert Irwin

He was a legend in pwning crocodiles. He unfortunatly died Sep 4/06 by some fukin stingray, damn that fish.

hey look Steve Robert Irwin caught a crocodile!

by Bubba_The_Retard October 10, 2006

Robert

A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Who it that robert over there

by Thrgycy March 21, 2017

Robert

A punk. Wide hipped (a la Squidward). They tend to drink a lot.

Geez, Robert is drunk again, and he looks fat as ever.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin November 16, 2018

Robbery Sex

When a robber Comes in your house and has sex with you.

Anika gramson I had robbery sex last night!

by Myleigh gramson January 31, 2019

robert wood

A cool guy 😎

Please vote yes to Robert wood

by Bobet fish March 22, 2020

Robert

A cool kid always wearing the drip. He got all the girls. But he be anti-social at times only at people he don't like. He is hilarious and he got the bag.

He looks so cool he must be a "Robert".

by #UNKNOWN1 November 30, 2021