A servant of GOD that protects Heaven from fags/homos, likes to tackle them and punt them to the fiery pits of HELL.
The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
The only reason God is mad at gays is because they found a loophole in the system (not talking to girls nag)
Relax all of you gay haters who don't want gay marriage, God's quarterback isn't letting any Fudge Packers go past the pearly white gates of Heaven.
by pokepotty August 22, 2011
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Yo dude are you from Dodge's balkan quarters
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Wow what a shame, really disappointed in you
I'm sorry for being a jaratian
No dude, I'm a beta male Jaratian
Wow what a shame, really disappointed in you
I'm sorry for being a jaratian
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One who is of 25% of Puerto Rican descent and uses it proudly too their advantage of pure americans over jobs and quotas.
by Madd Jester December 16, 2004
Get the Quarter Rican mug.Sexual partner i.e. Whoever you're sexually involved with. A girlfriend, wife, husband, boyfriend, lover.
by Blackburg December 25, 2007
Get the quarterback mug.1. $.25 is needed at a counter in a grocery mart.
2. Employee code language to signal the store that a very pretty girl (named Jenna) is standing near the counter, and everyone should come look at her.
2. Employee code language to signal the store that a very pretty girl (named Jenna) is standing near the counter, and everyone should come look at her.
1. "Quarters for checkstand five! Quarters for checkstand five!" .. 'Here ya go, Jim. By the way, you're a hottie.' .. "I know it!"
2. -hottiewhistle- "Quarters for checkstand fiive!" -wink-
2. -hottiewhistle- "Quarters for checkstand fiive!" -wink-
by Brianrietta January 29, 2005
Get the Quarters for Checkstand Five mug.Quarteira - Greatest City of the Algarve. In fact aclaimed as the best Town in all of Portugal. Pronounced: A W S O M E in english.
Sunny white sandy Beaches filled with easy Bitches ensure a permenant hard-on and eventual satisfaction.
An immense and deeply inbeded Web of Drug barons, drug lords and drug users insures the cities vast supplies of weed, E, C, all the way fro A to High!
As for gastronomy you have Fish so fuckin fresh, if you like your Monk fish, Soulfish, red snapper and shrimp on the tasty side o life you can t help but pay it a visit.
Finally there's the people of quarteira. They have nothing to do with the rest of lamme ass portugal or even Europe, there more like a mix of American Stake, with Chicken Curry in a Pot of Misu Soup with a Side of Awsomesauce.
Adjectives best suited for Quarteira's Awsomeness:
FTW
FTMFW
DAMNNN!
Hey World Imma let you finish and all o that but Quarteira is one of the Best cities of all times.
People who ve been to Quarteira:
Everyone except you probably.
Sunny white sandy Beaches filled with easy Bitches ensure a permenant hard-on and eventual satisfaction.
An immense and deeply inbeded Web of Drug barons, drug lords and drug users insures the cities vast supplies of weed, E, C, all the way fro A to High!
As for gastronomy you have Fish so fuckin fresh, if you like your Monk fish, Soulfish, red snapper and shrimp on the tasty side o life you can t help but pay it a visit.
Finally there's the people of quarteira. They have nothing to do with the rest of lamme ass portugal or even Europe, there more like a mix of American Stake, with Chicken Curry in a Pot of Misu Soup with a Side of Awsomesauce.
Adjectives best suited for Quarteira's Awsomeness:
FTW
FTMFW
DAMNNN!
Hey World Imma let you finish and all o that but Quarteira is one of the Best cities of all times.
People who ve been to Quarteira:
Everyone except you probably.
Tracy: I went to a town called quarteira in portugal it was the shit.
Megan: Never heard of it.
Lil Wayne: WHAT?!
Tracy: Best place ever right dog?
Lil Wayne: it's ...OKAY!
Tracy: WHAT?!
Chris: DUUUUDE I went to the most raddest Place ever!
Josh: No way?!
Chris: Yes Way. They had weed, bitches, nigthclubs, sund, beaches. They even Like Mudkips. They know all our meems! And they even Know the Game there!!!
Josh: You mean the singer?
Chris: No...
Josh: I hate you.
Megan: Never heard of it.
Lil Wayne: WHAT?!
Tracy: Best place ever right dog?
Lil Wayne: it's ...OKAY!
Tracy: WHAT?!
Chris: DUUUUDE I went to the most raddest Place ever!
Josh: No way?!
Chris: Yes Way. They had weed, bitches, nigthclubs, sund, beaches. They even Like Mudkips. They know all our meems! And they even Know the Game there!!!
Josh: You mean the singer?
Chris: No...
Josh: I hate you.
by Jude Ass April 27, 2011
Get the Quarteira mug.The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.
That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.
by coyotemutt October 28, 2011
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