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put the doggie in the bath tub

A sexual act in which a male attempts to place his testicles into the asshole of his partner (preferably female but male-male action is possible also). Ideally, the asshole being to tight the testicles will repeatedly pop back out like a when you try to put a dog in a bath tub. The asshole should be well lubed and loose enough to allow partial testicle penetration. Not an ideal position for virgin or gaping assholes.
That girl is such a slut. Last night, she let me put the doggie in the bath tub!
by Peteybigballer February 4, 2010
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put it on the glass

spoken by the Mooninties in Aqua teen hunger force and many rap videos . . refers to old style strip joints where there is a shade that rises after after a coin is dropped in the slot and the girl dances behind a window..
when you want to see the booty up close you say " Yo Bitch!! Put it on the glass!
by dan July 9, 2004
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Put the iPod on shuffle

1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."
by Cheffrey Snipes March 27, 2009
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Never put dick in crazy

A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.

Usually a woman that:

Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
by NI🅱🅱ER FAGGOT October 6, 2017
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my friends put it there

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.
GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!
by candycoated June 9, 2011
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the rock line haha funny lolllllllllllllllll the rock wok eyebROW
it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours is my favrioute part of face off
by dradekon December 21, 2021
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put it inside me

When a bitch wants her orgasm to be an ocean on the bed
Put it inside me oh my god your dick is big harder!!!!
by Fido of February 22, 2018
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