pootikala

a dumbo,a duffer, one who is not capable of doing any work

O man...! that boy is such a pootikala

you are good for nothing....you pootikala

by shina kaul March 23, 2011

Plotitician

A person who seeks or uses political office for personal gain.

The unscrupulous Plotitician who hatched this scheme has decided to run for office so he can make it happen.

by Puchin August 1, 2012

pootie trap

Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.

As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.

by DenGonzo December 9, 2012

pootiewanger

A fart

It smells like a pootiewanger in here.

by ACE_13 January 8, 2014

Pootine

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.

Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!

by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015

pootiebum

When you poop into another persons anus, and they keep it inside for as long as they can.

Person 1: Oh man, i pootiebummed Sarah last night
Person 2: Damn, how long did she last?
Person 1: I think she still has it in.

by GUIbdspvua December 13, 2015

Potivated

When you have a lot of motivation for the weed

Azmina, I'm very potivated right now. I'll pack the bowl.

by margauxdi February 28, 2016