pokey pummel

To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.

I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.

by PizzaBagel December 14, 2008

i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact

Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard

by Urbdicdayismay23 September 11, 2023

puke hole

n. the mouth. Used especially as an insult. An example can be found in an episode of "The Simpsons" where Millhouse vomits to comic effect on the US flag.

"shut your puke hole, kid"

by Aarathon November 23, 2004

pikeys

People born in the South-East of London sporting Legoman hair cuts and holding a can of Super-Strength Kestral Lager. Most often seen in the company of Fellow Pikeys and young pregnant girls with bleached hair, orange faces more fake gold than a Tunisian bazzare.

Fuck off you legohaired, lager swilling Pikey and NO I dont want my drive tarmaced and I dont want to buy a 'cheap carpet for me Gran'

by Mmmm October 17, 2003

puke

an inferior person, someone who posseses no common sense, especially while operating a motor vehicle

look what this puke is doing

by sick December 15, 2003

puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

pokey bumwanker

when your masterbating and you stick your finger up your but

dude last night i was beatin it and stuck my finger up my butt!

eww you pokey bumwanker

by yeah daddy October 23, 2008