A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.
I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
by Nacatac May 15, 2011
Get the switching to porn mug.When a writer glorifies trauma in their writing, exaggerating aspects for the sake of angst.
Usually a writer thinks they are being deep and edgy when in actuality they are just disrespecting and glorifying trauma.
Usually a writer thinks they are being deep and edgy when in actuality they are just disrespecting and glorifying trauma.
Ana: I just read this angst fanfiction, it had way too much trauma porn though, and it didn't even care to put a warning!
Bella: Damn that's horrible!
Bella: Damn that's horrible!
by Boipoi May 19, 2021
Get the trauma porn mug.A move so smooth with regards to initiating sexual or pseudo-sexual congress with someone that it could only otherwise have happened in a heavily scripted porn film.
Person A: So I lean over to try and get her number and BAM, next thing I know we're doing it in the back of my van. It was such a porn moment.
PersonB: Uhh, thanks dad
PersonB: Uhh, thanks dad
by />/_//\/<^/\/ June 16, 2010
Get the porn moment mug.Three men in pterodactyl costumes orally and vaginally pleasing a woman. Something that must be experienced to truly understand. God's gift to this humble earth.
by citywokprease February 23, 2012
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Get the porned out mug.1. Oh, girl! Did you see his porn fur sticking out the top of his shirt?
2. I love twirling my fingers through his porn fur.
3. He asked me if I wanted him to trim his porn fur. I said no.
2. I love twirling my fingers through his porn fur.
3. He asked me if I wanted him to trim his porn fur. I said no.
by Sleazy_P October 19, 2020
Get the porn fur mug.It's where you're watching a gif from a porno and its this smoking hot chick then at the end of the gif you find out the chick has a schlong.
Me: Accidentally jerked off to some trap porn last night. Now I'm in love with a tranny.
You: Pre-op or post-op?
Me: Nigga did you even read the definition?!
You: Pre-op or post-op?
Me: Nigga did you even read the definition?!
by jjschlizzle October 27, 2017
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