Ryan Leaf Paper

1. A brand of toilet paper that sucks ass.

"Aw man, they're all out of Cottonelle"

"Dude, just get the Ryan Leaf Paper."

"But that stuff gives me chlamydia"

"At least it's good for 14 wipes and 36 picks- Just like Ryan Leaf!"

by RyanLeaf4-6 May 5, 2009

Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.

Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

by Brad Samples August 10, 2006

Paper Platoon

get yo maskk on

aye charlie bruh, we gon ride for paper platoon

by dj charlie chicken soup February 18, 2015

scissors paper stone

The action of a german porn star as he prepares to fist a woman. (either anal or vaginal). the action of the scissors to penetrate, the paper to lubricate and the stone to penetrate.

My twat is as lose as a wizards sleeve afer i played scissors paper stone with Ilja the german porn star

by andrew james robertson esq. May 17, 2003

brown paper bag school

Perjorative term for Fisk, Spellman College and Howard Universities, all of which have in the past have been allegedly guilty of refusing to admit students with skin tone darker than a brown paper bag.

"No way am I going to a brown paper bag school. I'm applying to 'Skegee (Tuskegee)."

by Bill Peters August 20, 2006

rock-paper-scissors logic

1. A flawed method of reasoning which states that if one thing can beat another, and that second thing can beat another thing, then the first thing can beat the third. In reality there are far too many factors involved for that to be consistantly true. It is ironicly named after the popular game of rock-paper-scissors which is a clear example of how it is faulty.

"Well, Link is powerful enough to defeat Ganon and Ganon was powerful enough to conquer Hyrule, so Link could conquer Hyrule too!" "No way. Stop using rock-paper-scissors logic."

by Zaenos June 24, 2006

Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink

A game in which people under the legal drinking age play in dire situations where they NEED to get drunk quick. Involving a normal game of rock-paper-scissors, where the winner takes a shot of whatever liquor they can get their hands on.

Nicki: Prom is tonight, and the Limo driver wont let us drink on the way there

David: Well lets just hit up some Rock-Paper-Scissors-Drink after we take pictures and get in the Limo already shwasted.

Nicki: Chillennahhh

by Tyrone Demery February 1, 2009