The Polar Randolph

The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
by JesusBummedTrump December 26, 2022
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polar hole

Using a vibrator or dildo after having placed it in the freezer
Betsy totally did a polar hole with her magic wand last night
by BWL23 October 21, 2017
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Polar Bear Organization

Bitch we the most underrated,
Niggas say they spitting fire
Bitch watch us come and slay em
Everyday we spitting cyphers

At the table we our own boss and we still payin
by Conserned dude51 June 06, 2017
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polar daddy

Polar Daddy” refers to an older gay male with white or greying hair. Not to be confused with “Polar Bear” which is typically associated with an older, obese or chubby gay man.
Your grey hair is quite sexy. You’re a regular Polar Daddy.
by Daddy D-Dawg December 01, 2021
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Polarization

A "cool" or "intellectual" name to describe societies which torn apart and have no chance to recovered
If you think polarization is caused by technology, no, you're absolutely wrong

Polarization which splits humanity caused by the notorious ideologies: nihilism, postmodernism, and relativism which teaches, "truth is in the eyes of beholder" and breeds "self-righteousness" and bigotry
by Sir. B November 04, 2021
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Polar Bait

Someone who is attractive to another someone from a cold place, because of how warm their body is in contrast to the place where they are from.
You should stop sleeping with those southerner girls, I know just how powerful polar bait can be, but let's be reasonable. Bitches be crazy.
by Broccoli Bangers December 27, 2015
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Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.
I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.
by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 01, 2023
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