painter

A skilled craftsman who applies paint and other liquid coatings to prepared surfaces.
Wears white painter's pants and a white shirt to work.
Usually travels in a white cargo van with ladders mounted on a rack on top of the van.
There are 3 levels of painter:
House painter, Commercial painter, Industrial painter.
House painter is the most common, usually an independant contractor working with a small crew.
Commercial painters generally work for a large construction company where paint is applied by sprayers with a large crew.
Industrial painters work with specialized coatings on large metal
tanks, ships & bridges.
In many parts of the country commercial and industrial painters are members of a trade union. House painters generally are not.

I hate this color in the dining room, lets call a house painter.

by jsd9632 February 28, 2012

painting your toenails

A subtle way to say that someone is going down on someone else. This phrase came into use after we had to explain to a somewhat uniformed friend what "going down" meant.

Nico is getting her toenails painted by a hot Australian boy.

by Chasity May 3, 2004

painted whore

A very sexually active girl who is "painted", aka is nothing without her make-up, fake hair extension, and plastic surgery. For most men, considered a 'quicky', and doesn't take long to move to some one else. A one night stand is all those type of girls are.

That Nicole is such a painted whore. Put more you fuckin clown. Knees hitting the ground; when he walks in, you suck him dry.

by Summer Green June 24, 2008

Microsoft Paint masterpiece

An oxymoron used in urbandictionary.com's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload.

"Don't upload copyrighted content - send a drawing, a Microsoft Paint masterpiece, or a photo you took"

by ~The Nameless One~ May 28, 2005

California paint chips

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.

Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.

by Pnarls October 21, 2011

get my finger paints

This is what you say when your about to pull a JFK. Your armed and dangerous.

Only 4 chicken nuggets!, Im supposed to get 5. Yo SnowMane, get my finger paints.

by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004

paintsville

a small shitty city located in eastern Kentucky comprised mostly of underage whores, crackheads, corrupt cops and shady city officials.Once thought to have been run by the mob.

man-"were can i find some good crack and cheap whores"
tourist center worker-"try paintsville"

by puppetteer December 9, 2008