safety patrol

When you check in on all your friends the morning after a party

Dude, I was assigned safety patrol after last night's drinking session

by Pseudo_nym January 3, 2015

Border Patrol

1). Fucking idiot standing at the border, most likely straching his sack

2). Job that requires under 70 IQ.

3). Bored people who shoot at immigrants trying to cross the border.

1). Look at Eric A. Pennino scratch his ballsack; he must be a Border Patrol Officer.

2). I'm a complete retard, I should join the Border Patrol!

3). 72 innocent men were shot today by the Border Patrol.

by Storytelling Sam September 9, 2006

patrolling

not wearing a shirt under a hoodie

" that girl is definetly patrolling today, look you can see her nipples through her hoodie"

by poopshoot0505 April 12, 2009

Boarder Patrol

Default restrictions in place on message boards that keep users from accessing off-limits areas of the board.

"Balls. I tried to lurk the Members Only board without registering, but got shut down by the Boarder Patrol.

by Hikken October 4, 2007

Faggot patrol

A Public exhibition of a homosexual (Usually male) gangbang

Person A: You wanna go to the faggot patrol exhibition and get our dicks wet

Person B: Fuck off Im straight you dickhead

by Daniel1991 August 20, 2008

Patootie

Often known as a guy named Adrian. He's the God of Sexonia and is deeply in love with his Goddess Jessica.

Hey, look, it's Patootie! /diesofsexy.

by Jezzypls August 20, 2013

hershey highway patrol

A gay guy.
Someone that likes to give it up the pooper.

"Oh man I heard Jimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."

by Lila K August 1, 2005