Pasadena Sushi

When a guy has sex with a girl with a stinky pussy, without a condom, then pulls out and makes her suck on it.

I fucked stinky pussy Trina last night, I gave her the Pasadena sushi. Dude, she loved it, she is a freak!

by Merewyck November 6, 2012

Paradoxology

The science of making and solving puzzles of all kinds.

I studying paradoxology.

by leonardo draculay February 5, 2018

Patadouche

Someone who owns more than five articles of Patagonia clothing.

That guy looks like a patadouche.

by Sizeock January 27, 2019

Language Paradox

1. You sound stupid if you pronounce something wrong.
2. You sound stupid if you pronounce something right.
3. You sound stupid if you try to pronounce it right.
4. You sound stupid if you try to avoid saying it at all.
5. The only way you don't sound stupid is by explaining the language paradox.

This is the language paradox.

Joe *White guy*: may no speak bwayno espanyol.

Jesse *Chinese guy*: toetaymo cacoi daysoo.

by Pikachu + Shugi November 2, 2009

Cosby paradox

When you take the Roofie and rape the rapist.

I just so happened to create a cosby paradox with my co-worker

by Kingrobotic666 August 3, 2018

Matthew Paradox

this phenomenon is when you are straight but people constantly doubt your sexuality and affirmly believe that you are Gay

Person 1: Are you sure your straight you seem pretty Gay
Person 2: oh no i just suffer from the Matthew Paradox

by MattyboyoXDFAM June 9, 2022

Björkian Riot Paradox

When two or more Björkian riots are going on at the same time and a course of action is maddeningly difficult to navigate.

Being in love with two people at once and being unable to choose between them because any action would destroy good relations with one or both parties. Especially if they're friends.

"I am in love with two people at once and have no idea what to do!"
"That is too bad my friend, sounds like a Björkian Riot Paradox if I ever heard of one."

by Weird-Beard September 3, 2009