Original Gothster

Someone who was goth long before this emo stuff came around.

Goth 1:Hey look! theres an original gothster!
goth 2: How can you tell?
goth 1: They have a type o negative tattoo

by wtfffs January 14, 2010

Originalism

A form of judicial self-insert fanfic in which the author of a legal opinion imagines the founders of the nations fawning over them, panties a-drip to agree with their ideas. "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really get me; of course corporations are people! Hamilton was just telling me as much just the other day; how clever and handsome you are!"

Citing the doctrine of Originalism, the court disregarded the "well-regulated militia" clause of the 2nd Amendment.

by Tigerhorse October 12, 2020

biorhythmic orientation

Pual's lame ass excuse for using big words on mammalology exams when he hasn't eaten for two minutes

Paul's biorhthmic orientation was off today due to a lack of chips

by Rick James May 7, 2004

non-orientation

you really dont care about all 300 different sexual identities and would rather just do what you want without being penalized by tumblr

All of tumblr: what sexuality do you identify with?

Normal human: i dont really have one. im kind of non-orientation

All of tumblr: but thats impossible. we need to catagorize you. FOR THE GOOD OF THE PLANET.

by Scullface14 June 25, 2014

cross oriented

LGBT identity whereas an individual's romantics don't line up w/ their sexual orientation

I'm actually not bi, but cross oriented.

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

ORIGIN

"Oh right I get it now" used to let someone know that you understand something they're telling you.

mate, so why are we in a credit crunch?

Because a lot of stupid bankers invested money in sub-primes who would never be able to pay back money they were loaned.

origin

so then they lost a lot of...

I said I get it

yeah well they lost a lot of money and so had to borro...

YEAH I GET IT!! THANK YOU

Yeah well there you go

FUCK ME, THANKS I DIDN'T CARE THAT MUCH! SRSLY

by cod5andchips December 5, 2009

oriented

1) verb. To have sexual relations with one of asian descent.

2) adj. Used to indicate heavy asian influence or representation.

1) I spent all last night getting oriented!

2) Man, that bar was really oriented.

by JWS April 21, 2005