Slug tits

Man tits that think they are pecs but in reality collect a slug like residue beneath the creases to resemble the state of a pair of slugs.
Hey man them slug tits aint ever seen a barbell!
by Clarkchenko7 September 04, 2016
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cheeseburger tits

Paula Deen has cheeseburger tits.
by Guy McGee January 14, 2014
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Beer Tits

When a clumsy girl tries to drink a beer way too fast and spills it all over her breasts.
She then has Beer Tits.
Yo man, Athena tried to chug this beer yesterday and went full beer tits. She almost spilled half of it...
by Occvltist December 31, 2016
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Hypno-tits

Lovely breasts in motion. Hypno-tits are an excellent distraction tactic. Bouncing, dancing, jogging... any action that sets a nice set into motion may result in the "hypno-tits" effect causing others to lose their train of thought and become mesmerized. Mesmerized individuals can then be easily made to do the bidding of the hypno-titst. This is also an excellent way to end awkward conversations as well.
When Gina received some exciting news, she inadvertently created a hypno-tits effect as she bounced with glee causing Chad to drop what he was doing.
by Ehrris November 01, 2012
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Risperdal Tits

n. large, vestigial breasts that develop after taking moderate to large doses of Risperdal or any other atypical antipsychotic (Zyprexa, Seroquel, Clozaril...) These breasts are formed by an increase in prolactin production by the mammaries and thus result in the breast enlargement regardless of diet, original bust size, and gender.
Mike: Dude, what's up with your boobs... I mean, dude, you've got boobs!

Dave: Oh yeah, my shrink gave me risperdal, 1 mg per day. These are my risperdal tits.
by Bill Brasky February 02, 2005
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man tits

boobs on a man, usually on fat boys.
Kylin has man tits.
by barbiegirl08:) June 04, 2009
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tit envy

The resentful and threatened attitudes exhibited by a woman towards another woman that is attractive and specifically has nice tits.
I couldn't figure out why Mary was always talking shit about Lisa, and then I realized that it was because Mary had tit envy. She didn't want another girl getting all the attention.
by Titty Luvr December 08, 2007
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