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Piss Pole

An incontinent old bastard, who hangs around funeral homes, too poor to buy himself diapers, and reeks of urine. They usually drink the cheapest beer and eat cans of sardines and liverwurst.
I don't see old Piss Pole yet, but I sure can smell him a good block away. Hey Piss Pole you best not.
by Count Chuckula May 17, 2023
mugGet the Piss Polemug.

pole of totem

1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem
by Healing Practitioner17b July 21, 2009
mugGet the pole of totemmug.

pole model

Boy: So I checked out a lady at work today and she paid $200 entirely in $1 bills
Stepmom: Must be a pole model.
Boy: Yeah, definitely the headliner.
by HellaGravity August 26, 2015
mugGet the pole modelmug.

smoking a pole

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.
by Traburn March 24, 2016
mugGet the smoking a polemug.

Sole Pole

A slogan written on a paddle to beat the shit of freshmen from the cult classic film “Dazed & Confused”
Clark: hold him still... give me the sole pole

*paddles freshmen*

Clark: your soles been cleansed haha
mugGet the Sole Polemug.

Pole Trout

"Let's go throw some dollar bills at pole trouts tonight bud! Yee yee!"
by McHesp July 19, 2017
mugGet the Pole Troutmug.

get on the pole

Simply putting another human on the stripper pole as a punishment
by Blsh888 November 6, 2017
mugGet the get on the polemug.

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