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Curtain Pole

When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains
She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why
by Jeffsbadwords February 8, 2022
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front pole

To steal someone else's joke. When you see someone leading into a joke and you barge in to steal a punchline.
Brian: Co-hosts should not be front poling each other.
Justin: I'm already at the bottom of the well and I'm trying to get something out and I get front poled from out of nowhere!
by SaucyNugs December 17, 2020
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pole play

Touching, stroking or sucking a guy’s dick
When I first met Pepe, he said that he was opposed to fucking or any pole play until we were in a committed relationship.
by El Dorado 1968 June 1, 2018
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Side Pole

The borders and outlines of a grown man’s half chub when constricted by tight pants
I won’t ever miss a led zeppelin concert, because I know Robert Plant will definitely be rocking side pole.
by JudyFrench July 12, 2022
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carpet pole

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.
by Durtball283 April 26, 2014
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Opossum Pole

A long stick, pole, nightstick, paint roller extension pole or any other long, slender object that you or your dad uses to fend off any backyard bullies that happen to stroll into your yard.

The names comes from the shithead mutant known as the opossum that often invades your backyard and hisses like a foreign commando, only to be scared away when you come charging after it with your God gifted opossum pole.
I heard some rustling in my backyard at 2 am, so I grabbed my trusty opossum pole from my kitchen and started chasing whatever bullshit was making all the noise.

My animal loving brother was being an asshole and letting raccoons come into the yard again, so one night I grabbed my monogrammed wooden club and started going ham on these striped dickheads.
by GiganticFatCat May 17, 2019
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barber pole

barber pole (emoticon) is the new code word for party n play (PNP) in social media user profiles.
💈= the barber pole is the new code word for party and play on social media.
by jeepguyx February 5, 2023
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