offertunity

Offertunity is a combination of providing an opportunity and getting several offers on it. obviously, the person providing the opportunity gets to select the best offer.

i need to get my roof repaired, now that's an offertunity!

by batman_hood June 10, 2011

offensive memes

another word for pornography

I like offensive memes

by spaceistasty July 1, 2017

Vince Offer

An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.

Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!

Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.

by zenfusion1992 May 1, 2009

offers

off key or not right: music, peoples minds etc..

what you're doing ain't right brv its offers/ you're offers..

by rok it science September 8, 2006

offtopicpark

A pale imitation of another website, TalkPark, created with the actual belief that nobody would notice. Has since been shut down and re-opened many times as the sole remaining administrator is a twat

Hey have you heard of offtopicpark?
You mean talkpark?
No, offtopicpark!
Well no then.

by suddenonsetawesome July 21, 2009

Sex Offender

Every senior at ACHS, haha whip nae ya yeet 😈

Senior: sup baby

Freshman: have my kids

Senior: what’s a sex offender? haha lol

by maybe thicc nick???? February 16, 2019

Offcomm

Abb. An abbrieviation for Offshore Communications

Relating, for example, to oil rigs and ships:"Mike, we gotta get some data back to HQ. What offcomm facilities do we have available to send the information?"

by Gringol April 30, 2011