napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma September 16, 2016

Napportunity

Ceasing any opportunity to take a nap

Natasha had a napportunity on the train en route to work

by nguerra November 26, 2017

napnosis

A person who has an amazing voice, is extcharming, chivalrous, trustworthy and if you are in his/ her inner circle, he she might take a bullet for yoy.

Damn, he is one napnosis.

by therealblackjack June 1, 2018

Nagoogen

Nagoogen is the nickname of my bestfriend. Shes always there for me and is the best person ever. She’s super dedicated in soccer and is hilarious. I know we’ll be life time friends. I’m so lucky to have gotten to know her because she’s my bestest friend ever. She also has an obsession with chicken nuggets, or she also calls them “nugs”. If she ever asks “guess what”, respond by saying chicken butt.

Dude, nagoogen is so cool she hit those dingers now lets go get some nugs.

by linerthewiener June 11, 2018

naporan

Marin Dell' Olio

Marine naporan si.

by Marin je naporan May 10, 2018

Napoleon

This is when there is blood, cum and shit is inserted into and orifice typically during sexual intercourse.

"Becky, I fucking got napoleoned last night, he fucking destroyed me!" Said Kelly

by JayKars May 10, 2018

Naboodled

1.Naboodled - Stoned out of your bloody mind.

Further meaning of Naboodled:

It is a word based off the character Naboo the enigma from the British tv show ' The Mighty Boosh'. He is a chill magical shaman but also is a proper stoner and drug dealer. He is often spotted in the show smoking a hookah.
Apparently in the show he is 406 years old which goes to show that maybe weed can have some health benefits after all?

Scene with Naboo from the Mighty Boosh:

Vince:
Hey Naboo. How are you? I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo.

Naboo:
He's a ballbag.

Vince:
What you gonna do, you'll probably be alright won't you, you're a shaman, it's pretty specialist job.

Naboo:
I might transform myself into a mighty hawk.

Vince:
Into what?

Naboo:
Whispers Mighty hawk.

Vince:
WOW

Naboo:
Either that or I'll work in Dixon's, I haven't decided.

Person 1: Shit son, you alright?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I'm sooo Naboodled right now...

by Deathkittyx September 3, 2018