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Technoblade never dies

No one dies unless they are forgotten and technoblade will never be forgotten. Thank you Alex for all the years of uploading. #fuckcancer

i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

man sitting in a car said that two pretty best friends doesn’t exist. One of em always gotta be ugly
you and your bestie are so pretty!
me: impossibile. i aint never seen two pretty best friends one of em always gotta be ugly

Always-leaving-never-leaver 

Someone who is constantly telling their friends, family and employers that they are leaving the country, but they never do. They may also throw pointless "leaving parties" - Very frustrating when they are still there 3 months later! This term coined by popular New Zealand DJs Fletch and Vaughan
Sally is an always-leaving-never-leaver as she has handed in her resignation 3 times and is constantly telling her workmates that she is moving overseas, however she never does.

War. War never changes. 

War. War never changes.
In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he'd get to go home to his wife and the son he'd never seen. He got his wish when the US ended World War II by dropping atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

The World awaited Armageddon; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of power.

People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion-powered cars, portable computers. But then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream.

Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son - because if my time in the army taught me one thing: it's that war, war never changes.
War. War never changes.

Technoblade never dies

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!

busted never trusted 

a hideous person (usually a girl) that's also a triflin' liar
Dude 1: Damn, our hostess is so ugly!

Dude 2: Yea, and she said that our table would be ready 45 minutes ago!

Dude 3: She's busted never trusted!
busted never trusted by shawn123456 February 13, 2009