Pre-mocks nobrain

A serious mental condition, when IB students seem to lose all sense of the world around them. Can occur at any time before mock examinations and can last for looong periods. Also includes hysterical laughing or sudden sobbing.

"What are those students laughing at"
"They are laughing at a picture of Lenin holding Stalin as Virgin Mary does Jesus."
"...Why exactly?"
"I dunno. Probably pre-mocks nobrain."

by Ayolandelena February 1, 2021

Šerif Močkos

Šerif Močkos is a mythic charcter from slovakian mytology. The legend says that šerif Močkos is a weed-smoking trapper that is fighting against heroin.

This young mf is also known as "street hustler Močkos" , "blockstar Močkos" & "hoodrich Pablo Černý"

Girl1: "this guy is such a Šerif Močkos, i wanna have kids with him asap"

Girl2: "look at his drip!!!"

by Toseinalord November 21, 2021

Grayson Mock

Absolute specimen of the human race. Better than everyone at everything he does

Man 1: “Have you seen that amazing guy Grayson Mock recently?”
Woman 1: “No but when I do I’m gonna ask him to marry me and have lots of babies with me!”

by Dillianmorse’slover November 21, 2021

No Mock Gov March

In March you need to stop moderating/talking in all Discord mock government servers and touch some grass.

Hey dude it's No Mock Gov March tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot!

by Shortsiee November 10, 2021

molotov mocktail

1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.

0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.

“Only one American President so far liked Molotov Mocktails.”

by Espressohound March 6, 2022

Lil Mockla Vert

A young girl who hates Mr.Carroll and wishes he gets hit by a pick up truck. Love you Mookalaylay

LIL MOCKLA VERT

by mysoggycornflakes January 30, 2023

Leasey mocky

A word used to describe something that is very good or very bad.

I won the lottery. Leasey mocky!
That guy just robbed me. Leasey mocky!

I need more sports cards. Leasey mocky!

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by Classycoolcarl June 16, 2023