modest mouse

Anything big and fat as hell like Issac Brock; lead singer of the now popular band called Modest Mouse.

Man, I ate a whole pizza and when I was done I looked like Modest Mouse!

When that pizza started to digest I knew I was gonna have to grunt out a Modest Mouse turd!

by Tooth February 10, 2005

modest mouse

A band that no one actually liked. They were only listened to because Rolling Stone gave them a good review. Thankfully, since the band experienced modest popularity, they'll no longer be trendy. Soon, they'll be sitting right next to ICP and Dashboard Confessional in the mainstream, yet still underground, not listened to bin.

Did you hear about the new Modest Mouse CD? Neither did I.

by John February 9, 2005

Reverse Molesting

The act of giving someone their virginity when they are born.
Once you are born, your mother reverse molests you and gives you your virginity. You can only be reverse molested once, unless you are reborn.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm reverse molesting my new born child!"

by Awe S. Ome November 2, 2012

Turkey Neck molester

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell

Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters

by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

MODESTO

Short,Gay, bald individual that is fast approaching middle age.

Mini me is a Modesto from Austin Powers.

by Tadghzsdfbsd February 7, 2007

acting molestor

Used to poke fun at someone who gloats about his power as an acting manager to his colleagues and is dating a very young girl.

Yo Al, Jim is the acting manager, don't make fun of him.
Nah, he's the acting molestor because he's dating an 8 year old.

by oads December 22, 2009

Modesto heybuddy

A close cousin of the Stockton heybuddy. Also a method of greeting someone in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in someone's face. This maneuver is often performed with both hands. It differs from its Stockton cousin in that the person administering it is often literate, and, in many cases employed.

I saw a tweaker looking in my neighbor's garage, so I pushed him off his bike, and gave him the old Modesto heybuddy before kicking him in the face.

by Biermann Z January 26, 2011