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A Declaration of wanting to suck dick

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by LonelyGhost0 March 27, 2022

The Law Of Maximum Misery

States that one should always be aware of their surroundings in order to prepare for the worst.

Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.

by Koachilion March 18, 2007

Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.

The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!

by NoahSeb July 31, 2011

West Virginia Coal Miner

When you are doing it in the butt and you hit a turd, so you make a beeping noise.

Mike had to give her a West Virginia Coal Miner, to let her know what was up.

by Spazzernaut July 26, 2018

Man of mineral

This a status for a man that has realised his purpose in life. He has reached enlightenment. He is a man that all men should aspire to. He is driven and courageous. Women envy his power and wish they were his. Any man can be a man of mineral.

That guy seems like a man of mineral.

He's a man of fine mineral.

by Lemon little July 23, 2020

Oh, the misery!

"Everybody wants to be, my enemy-my-my."

Oh god Imagine Dragons made a league of legends song, can't belive they don't touch grass anymore, it's a banger though. *Oh, the misery! plays on his phone*

by da world. September 23, 2022

Mister

Relating to the size of a man's penis, if it is especially large, then they call him Mister.

(Short form Mr.)

When you're this big, they call you Mister.

you should totally do Mr. Ricky.

by infinate March 14, 2010