Mexican roulette

At a party or any other social function:

-Buy a box of condoms
-Take out one condom
-Take a pin and puncture the condom while in the wrapper
-Put the punctured condom back into the box
-Let people take the condoms freely

Much like russian roulette, this will end up with your life ending.

Person 1: "Did you hear Josh Chavez's cousins' friend got pregnant"?

Person 2: "Yeah, she was at a party a few weeks ago, we played mexican roulette".

Person 1: "You're going to hell".

Person 2: "I know".

Mexican roulette by birkle April 24, 2008

Mexican knife 

A broken bottle used as a stabbing weapon

Bob cheated with Steve's whore wife, so Steve stabbed Bob with a Mexican Knife

Mexican knife by TVA December 9, 2008

mexican limo 

also known as the bus. any form of public transportation.

Juan rides the mexican limo to work.

mexican limo by Bubba Anderson December 9, 2005

Mexican ADT 

Leaving the television on in one's home to fool potential burglars into thinking the house is occupied. Named after the large home security company ADT and the prevalence of the technique in poor minority neighborhoods.

"The front door lock is broken, but don't worry - I have Mexican ADT."

Mexican ADT by Sejanus June 12, 2008

mexican tupperware 

Any empty plastic container, ie; margarine bowls, cottage cheese containers with a removable top. Any reusable plastic container.

I store my leftovers in my "mexican tupperware" and take it to work.

mexican tupperware by Muffchelle April 23, 2008

Mexican Jizz 

A shot of tequila with a squirt of mayonaise

I bought my friend a shot of Mexican Jizz and he threw up all over the bar.

Mexican Jizz by JuanHernandez63513 October 15, 2009

mexican credit card 

A knife one would carry every day.

Person 1: Dude, I dont have any cash for the boritos.

Person 2: No biggie, the clerk looks like a pussy. Here is my mexican credit card.

mexican credit card by MBisaBP1 January 3, 2006