Crème of Melon 

When a young male in his experimental stage begins intercourse with a microwaved melon and as he is about to ejaculate his mother and/or sister walk into the room, the young male then pulls his erect penis out in shame and fear and glazes his mother and/or sister. Maxou Gibeault 2017

"Hey Jim what's wrong you're looking a little white" Jim: "yeah dude I crème of meloned my mom last night"

Crème of Melon by Maxipad skirtrash February 4, 2017

melonhead 

verb - to stick your head in an australian's girl vagina

noun - someone who has tits the size of melons who are good at giving head

There is a rumor that there was a man living in San Francisco who died from giving melonhead to a korean cleric.

verb - oh i melonhead that girl last night :)

noun - wow i met a girl named leah last night, shes a melonhead

melonhead by vTBiShop September 23, 2009

j g melon's 

a restaurant on the upper east side known for its top five new york city burger and its late nights serving to minors. beware! preppy people heavily present.

hey i want a burger. lets go to jg's! then get trashed! wahoooooo

j g melon's by jg lover February 7, 2005

melon cheese sex 

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.

i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.

melon cheese sex by crazipaco February 6, 2009

melon juice 

Delicious juice created and prepared uniquely by Singaporean girls.
A pre sex drink created during foreplay, where a young and vivacious singaporean girl squeezes fruits on her breasts. One may collect the juice in a clay cup or suck it directly from the tit. It stimulates arousal and enhances stamina during intercourse.

1:how did last night go?

2:dude! i ran out of viagra!

1:really? man, you should have got your girl to make you some melon juice!

melon juice by revealthesensuality April 4, 2009

Melody

A super sensitive girl, but most of the time she doesn't show it. Sometimes her friends will take advantage of her, and turn on her in a blink of an eye if she does something wrong. Melody has a big heart, and is constantly worried about her family. She is shy, and isn't too good with making new friends. Melody will always be willing to forgive you and be your friend again, because she is very forgiving. Just make sure not to take advantage of her.

Is that Melody all by herself? Yeah because her friends ditched her, and she was too nice to do anything.

Melody by Lacrosse girl June 17, 2017

Melody

Melody is the most hottest girl you can meet. Any guy knows that they would be the luckiest if they had her. She's the funniest in the room , but she can be really mean sometimes for no reason , or in a bad mood for no reason . She has a unique sense of humor , that can be weird sometimes and she will always put her friends first. She rarely gets heartbroken and when she does she's dying inside but hides it . Her lover is the luck boy , she gives her heart to one guys and sticks with him even If it's forever . If you have a melody don't lose her , you'll regret it .

" that cute girl has to be melody"

"She's so weird and funny "

"Sometimes I just hate her , but I still love her "

Melody by Hatabaaqzx March 7, 2018