Bernie Maccing

Bernie Maccing is slang for finishing a cigarette or joint very quickly by smoking the entire content in a single long drag.
One who is trying to finish the smoking content in a single drag is attempting to Bernie Mac the cigarette.
In order for the drag to be classified as a Bernie Mac the individual must attempt to smoke the entire blunt, spliff, joint, cigarette, cigar in a single long and deep drag as made famous by comedic legend Bernie Mac in the movie Bad Santa.
It is common knowledge that Bernie Mac died of pneumonia brought on by smoking a massive twelve inch joint in a single drag while having a massive Chronic session with Snoop Dogg.
Bernie Maccing a joint has been scientifically proven as the best way to by-pass the puff puff pass rule when smoking with mates.
The term Bernie Maccing a cigarette/joint originated in the Balgowlah region of the Northern Beaches, Australia and has become ingrained in Bally Boy Slang and penetrated Bally Boy Culture to a significant degree.

Friend 1 "Yo Dude Bernie Mac the shit out of that blunt so we can get back to the party."
Friend 2 "Oh fo sho my nigga i'mma hit this shit."

Black Guy "Shit nigga its the fuckin one time you better Bernie Mac that joint before they gaff your ass and send you to the pen."

Person 1 "Yo watch me Bernie Mac this cigarette."

*Person 1 takes a ten second drag and starts coughing terribly*
Person 2 "Hey man you best stop Bernie Maccing these cigarette's your lung capacity is good but you aint no Snoop Dogg

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill November 6, 2009

sex-machine

a machine used to get a woman off. Usually has a dildo on the end of it.

I knew becky was a freak when I saw her sex machine.

by KroSS October 7, 2004

macking ass

A statement to acknowledge someone being flirtatious, a possible sexual situation; or compliment good looks. Could also be used a joke to note a completely platonic situation being one where the parties had devious sexual thoughts.

"Wasif is macking ass. Never chin chillin ass."

"Katass is always macking ass, never chin chillin ass."

"You're macking ass today."

"Damnnnnn, macking asss bro!"

by Never chin chillin January 21, 2009

Internet Hate Machine

A machine composed of people known as Anonymous who target "innocent" people on the internet.

Person 1: Did you see that report on the Internet Hate Machine the other day?
Person 2: Because of that, the machine will grow over 9000 times more powerful.

Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

by AnOnYmOuS (could it really be anything else?) January 1, 2009

machine gun arse

british slang. someone who farts repeatedly creating a sound like a firing machine gun

jake's got a real machine gun arse! he let off 15 in a row last night!

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

Macintyre

When in order to preserve in thrift and merriment, all the alcohol must be consumed.
Chaotic Neutral
Tradition from Scotland; When the town is burning down, or semi apocolyptic anarchy is impending rather than work unfruitfully to save a building or escape to safety, bar patrons drink up as much alcohol as they can in other words; "don't let those boos go to waste".

The bar is burning down! -macintyre!

by Prof. Cheeseburger August 18, 2010

bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006