Mike Wheeler 

Mike Wheeler is a simp. He appears in all three seasons of Stranger Things and is sadly dating Eleven. He's most likely a closeted bisexual who has internalized homophobia and a crush on Will Byers. He called El for 353 but stopped after Will's shadow monster situation got worse.

Sally: "Did you hear Iggy?"
Iggy: "What?"
Sally: "Mike Wheeler ruined Will's life."
Iggy: "Shut the f**k up Sally."

Mike Wheeler by wheres._.the._.love April 13, 2020

Mike Rakhabit 

Fake name used by lead singer and bass player for NoFX. Say the name quick enough and end up with "My Crack Habit"

Yes officer, my name is Mike Rakhabit.

Mike Rakhabit by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

Mike Shea 

The type of guy who shows up to a party uninvited and has suspicions about literally everyone. Sometimes a mike Shea could pull through but in a very low key way. Most of the time he is just a guy who likes to get people bopped and is a real titty ass nigga

Robie: “Yo, I’m gonna show up to the party tonight with some of my boys, is that straight?”
Matt: “ Don’t be a Mike Shea and kinch out”

Mike Shea by Wonderboy1256 April 27, 2019

Mike Vitar 

A hot, sexy, beautiful man who is best known as Benny Rodriguez in “the sandlot” and Luis Mendoza in “the mighty ducks” who is often thought (by blind ass bitches) as “ugly” but no even tho the is 42 with 3 kids and an ugly ass wife he still could get it.

Friend 1: hey bro yk Mike Vitar

Friend 2: *creams*

Mike Vitar by Kylie Rodriguez November 24, 2021

Mike Kroon

The most ballin' member of the internet box podcast, when he's not clopping to fluttershy or getting destroyed in yu-gi-oh
by exodia tamer Ray. He spends time destroying criminals like the segway gang with his marinara covered balls as his alter ego, the white knife. He also has an alter-ego, midnight mike, who, at the black of night, emerges and rapes everything in sight. Including mike himself, time can only tell if midnight Mike will be too powerful for normal mike

I, Mike kroon, am the white knife, SLASHING through the darkness

Mike Kroon by Rainbow crash February 18, 2013

Mike Nauti 

A young Rapper from Harlem U.S.A who became famous from hooking up with the famous Harlem group "Diplomats" and still Being cool with people like "Juelz Santana" "Chris Brown" "Lloyd Banks" "Gucci Mane" Etc..

Jim: Yo where is Nauti At?
Cam: You mean Mike Nauti?
Jim: Yea that's my lil homie

Mike Nauti by FlyGuy23 April 9, 2010

Mike Rabbing It 

The act of using irrational arguments to rationalize something that isn't true.

After i got caught by my parents sneaking out, i just kept Mike Rabbing It until they left me alone, then i snuck out again.

Mike Rabbing It by Getums December 17, 2008