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the Lumberjack

The lumberjack is a sexual finishing move, wherein a man is having sex with a woman doggie style. When the man is ready to finish, he wraps his legs around the woman and begins to chop her in the kidneys as though he were trying to chop down a tree. The goal of the Lumberjack is for the man to hang on until he finishes inside of the woman, while yelling "TIMBER!"
Eric was feeling especially kinky one night, so he decided he would pull the Lumberjack on Megan and chop that bitch down.
by Bob Iveson November 10, 2008
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lumber

My old neighbor who looks like her boobs grew in instead of out.
Don't go over and get a lap dance at stage #5 she looks like a piece of lumber
by Frank Grimes April 13, 2005
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lumber jack

.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)
hi. we're lumber jacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).
by kurdddt January 11, 2009
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lumberjack

One who lays major wood. One who excells in the exquisite art of delivering the wood to females. Skillz would be far superior to those of regular men.
After sex female exclaims: " dam boy... U a lumberjack! I'm gonna go make u a sandwhich!"
by Mossberg July 10, 2006
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Limber

A bendy and soft penis. Usually used to reject a man during sex.
"Wow! How dare you turn limber inside of me!?"
by MrMcSwaggins102 February 9, 2014
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Justin Lambert

Just pulled a justin lambert went to jail too
by bob marley345 May 11, 2010
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lumberjack slap

you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.
Ahhh yes im gonna tap your ass till it.... ooooh yes yes !!! taste my lumber bitch. POW!
by Ryan Bailey May 13, 2005
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