Ketchup Bottle

Grasp your penis firmly with one hand. Squeeze as hard as you can until the head of your penis pokes through the top and is ripe in color to the point your finger leaves an impression when poked. While still squeezing take your other hand (open palmed) and begin vigorously slapping the head of your penis in short quick but firm slaps. The slapping noise should resemble the sound you make when slapping a ketchup bottle. The point of this is to numb your penis to the point it feels like you are jerking off another mans penis.

Eric: "Yo bro."
Fred: "Sup"
Eric: "Have you tried to ketchup bottle yourself yet?"
Fred: "Dude I ketchup bottled my dick so hard last night, it felt like I was jerking off Channing Tatum!"
Eric: "My Nigga! Love that bro!"

by Ketchup Bottle Bob December 7, 2012

Ketchup

A tomato dipping square that is loved by millions! Even other foods love it!

Banana: Yummm Ketchup is so good
Skyler: I know right! It’s the best

by Sherli Damelio January 12, 2021

Ketchup Fight

When having sex with a woman on her menstrual cycle, and she orgasms. Thus squirts on you. Earning ones Red wings often comes with this act.

Bro 1: Hey bro, you ever been in a ketchup fight with your bitch?

Bro:2 Hell yea. Just last night.

by Dickeys534 January 26, 2017

bottle of ketchup

the funnest phrase known to man:)just think of ketchup!!!

"will you"
"just like a bottle of ketchup"
"KETCHUP?"

BANG BANG BANG
OUUUUCHHHH :

by sausage and eggs April 6, 2008

keech

as in the ewww weee!

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

keech

a very necessary ingredient for morning, day, and night time baking.

The stick icky ewww weee

by Misty October 2, 2003

Keech

A Vagina.

Damn, my Keech is on fire today!

by DotAndKAte-Monster. June 28, 2009