jonah valenti

big ass dick that girls will want

omg jonah valenti is coming

by khuav;uhefuv April 12, 2019

Jonah Pollard

A dumb fuck guy who is ugly as fuck, no luck with the ladies. Nobody cares to be around, is tall tho, large dick but nobody wants it, but he has a good heart so that’s all that matters

Jonah pollard is a dumb cunt

by Daddy Ry April 28, 2019

jonsch

to steal something

I totally jonsched that chocolate bar!

Please don't jonsch that!

by Roseliniaa April 30, 2019

Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is the most talented man you will ever meet. He gives the best hugs and has the best smile in the entire world. Jonah is apart of the band Why Don't We with Corbyn Besson, Jack Avery, Daniel Seavey and Zach Herron.

Person; Have you seen that picture i sent you?
Me; that's Jonah Marais, from the man band why don't we
Person; he is an amazing singer.
Me; Like i don't already know that.

by jonahmaraiswoahs July 13, 2019

Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.

She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

jonckheer

A queer young lady who has talents in grabbing mega cock. Also hits that juul every five minutes. Fucking cunt.

Yooooo Jonckheer nibbling on Aj’s dick hair
Jonckheer WHADDA you doin in my bed

by JuzerTheAbuser August 31, 2019

jochman

A jochman is an absolute legend who gets mauled by a dog. He is also the best at Herpburn.

Damn that’s a real jochman there.

by Up the burn November 13, 2019