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Jewish Fisting 

When one jew grips a handful of pocket change and proceeds to fist another jew with it.
"Hey Gabriel, how was last night with Isaac? "

"It was all good until he wanted to try Jewish fisting."
Jewish Fisting by CancerOnSociety September 11, 2016

jewish machine 

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.
Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
jewish machine by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017

jewish popsicle

When you pull your dick out of a girls asshole and your dick is covered in shit.
Fuck I just gave you a Jewish popsicle there is shit all over my dick.
jewish popsicle by Your mom a fag January 20, 2018

jewish locomotive 

a super fucking fast shot in either hockey or soccer that cannot be stopped, like the trains full of jews in poland, they never stopped.
Yo bruv you just see mahrez rip that fuckin jewish locomotive proper shit eh?
jewish locomotive by Ihatecousins69 February 9, 2019

Jewish Mafia 

A game similar to chubby bunny, but instead of marshmallows in your mouth, you stuff pennies up your ass.
Boy 1: Hey Derrick, wanna play Jewish Mafia?
Derrick: No!! I'm not a twink fag

jewish taters 

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.
Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!
jewish taters by ballstits February 21, 2008