the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.
Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!
by ballstits February 21, 2008
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