Jervert

Someone who exhibits characteristics of a jerk and pervert simultaneously.

Look at how Shan treats him. What a jervert.

by joshan0405 January 17, 2011

jerk trap

When masturbating to digital pornographic material, you continuously come across thumbnails of other videos that appear to be more appealing than the current one you are watching. This continues on until you suffer from chafing on your penis and have trouble masturbating for a long period of time.

Yeah...I jerk trapped so hard last night, I don't think I'll be able to masturbate for a month.

by HutchTheVeryYoungGirlLover June 3, 2011

Jeremy Poland

The dude from youtube.com/jerchannel !

oh hey look, it's Jeremy Poland.
...who?
the kid from Jerchannel!

by RhythmInYourFace August 1, 2011

Jerry Rose

To finish off the very end of a joint, blunt, or pipe. Often unpleasant, but gets you high as fuck.

"Aight bra one hit left on this J. Jerry Rose that shit!"

by Ace Hood Mista 253 September 7, 2011

jerkbrain

The part of your brain that sabotages your self-esteem.

She asked me the question because she really wants to know and is being nice, they she doesn't know about the sneaky awful jerkbrain that’s been waiting for a question like this so it can go to town. (Thanks to Captain Awkward.)

by clairedammit December 26, 2011

jersey turnpuking

The combination of being drunk and very dizzy from doing the "jersey turnpike" that causes one to boot.

"How was that party Friday?"
"It was terrible man, one minute I was jersey turnpiking this chick, the next minute I was jersey turnpuking my brains out. It all happened so fast."

by str3@kerZ January 5, 2012

Jerusalem nut spring

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.

Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.

by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012