Tyrone was horny after he saw his sexy sweat covered gym teachers feet he couldn’t stop staring at them his dick got rock hard as he kept staring so she asked “wanna taste them” his mouth was watering almost drooling on the floor “yes” he said with a seductive grin.
Tyrone was horny after he saw his sexy sweat covered gym teachers feet he couldn’t stop staring at them his dick got rock hard as he kept staring so she asked “wanna taste them” his mouth was watering almost drooling on the floor “yes” he said with a seductive grin.
by TYLANOL February 20, 2020
Get the Hornymug. I met this dude at the club the other day, he's cool as fuck, and his dick is big, now we're totally hornies.
by mayahoelivia September 30, 2014
Get the horniesmug. Here is the best way to get horny, and it is 100% garuenteed to work every time. If it doesn't I will buy you a roll of toilet paper and a shity 1990 lexus.
1. steal a trumpet from Guitar Store
2. Blow into it to get it warm
3. (for guys and girls) put a skirt on
4. bring a porta potty to ur bedroom
5. Eat a bag of proons
6. Take the biggest shit of your life
7. smear the shit on the porta potty floor.
8. Sit on the floor of the porta potty
9. Take the moist trumpet
10. Shove it up your ass
11. There you have it! You should be horny as fuck
12. Your welcome
2. Blow into it to get it warm
3. (for guys and girls) put a skirt on
4. bring a porta potty to ur bedroom
5. Eat a bag of proons
6. Take the biggest shit of your life
7. smear the shit on the porta potty floor.
8. Sit on the floor of the porta potty
9. Take the moist trumpet
10. Shove it up your ass
11. There you have it! You should be horny as fuck
12. Your welcome
by Mierda el culo porque no March 11, 2017
Get the Hornymug. 1. what you feel after you read this
“I was getting a blow job, and when the time came for me to finish, I was like, ‘Where do you want it?’ And he was like, ‘Wherever you want it!’ And I was like, ‘I want it where you want it.’ And he was like, ‘But I want it where you want it!’” In the polite confusion over the direction of his penis, he said, he’d somehow ended up with it pointed at his own face. Some of it shot into his mouth — an accidental, and impressively powerful, hole in one.
2. Sydney's copy written emotion
“I was getting a blow job, and when the time came for me to finish, I was like, ‘Where do you want it?’ And he was like, ‘Wherever you want it!’ And I was like, ‘I want it where you want it.’ And he was like, ‘But I want it where you want it!’” In the polite confusion over the direction of his penis, he said, he’d somehow ended up with it pointed at his own face. Some of it shot into his mouth — an accidental, and impressively powerful, hole in one.
2. Sydney's copy written emotion
that boy is horny af
by ba11sd33p69 September 30, 2018
Get the Hornymug. by anonymous March 28, 2022
Get the Hornymug. 