cheap walmart hooker 

1. A hooker that hangs around Walmart

2 a slut the walks around Walmart all day looking for someone to fuck

3 an insult that started online often implying someone's mom is a hooker

1 hey Ben look at the cheap Walmart hookers I bet you can hire one later tonight

2 that lady's such a cheap Walmart hooker all she's doing is looking for poon

3 hey Ben your moms a cheap Walmart hooker

cheap walmart hooker by Theeyelessmonster April 15, 2014

Bob the hooker 

A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.

Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"

Bob the hooker by the_penguin_error_234 August 21, 2020

Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.

I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

Facebooker Hooker by Pitviper May 28, 2012

Swedish hooker breakfast 

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

Swedish hooker breakfast by Cryzak October 13, 2013

Cock Face Hooker

One who gets paid to have someone smack them in the face with a cock.

I seen Melissa last week, she's a cock face hooker.

Cock Face Hooker by Melissa's mom March 10, 2010

Dirty Hooker 

Origin in the Pittsburgh Area.
Definition: one who is not only a hooker, but is dirty.

Can be abbrieviated to Dirty Hook.

Gary is a Dirty Hooker.
Timmah is also a Dirty Hooker

Dirty Hooker by J December 16, 2004

Halfway Hooker 

A woman, usually very hot (but not always), who will essentially trade sex for gifts, some form of help/assistance or in order to social climb. These are the women who expect to be (well) taken care of by wealthy men (because they think they are worth it) - women who hang around VIP sections at clubs, etc. They aren't on the clock like a hooker and they aren't directly paid like a hooker, but they don't spread their legs or give you the time of day unless they are getting something or they think you will get something from you....thus making them halfway hookers.

That halfway hooker I met at in the VIP section of the club was expensive - I had to take her shopping, out to dinner a few times and away for a weekend just to get her into bed!

That girl is looking for sugardaddy - what a halfway hooker!

Halfway Hooker by LeDudemon April 9, 2010