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Guitard

n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
Conner is such a guitard
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Stop playing! Your a guitard!
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This guitard is AWESOME.
by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010
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guitar bro

A person that is around but not typically liked and is incredibly lame. He usually is the person that wants everyone to calm down and not get too turnt and loves making sure all the girls get home safely. Ex. Someone plays a banger at a party and guitar bro changes the song to Jack Johnson.
That guitar bro wanted to make sure Sarah and Vanessa got seperate ubers home because Anthony kept hitting on them at the party.
by wolfejuice October 16, 2017
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Dog Guitar

To air guitar- but replacing the air with a dog, preferably a smaller one you can pick up and hold in the general position of a guitar, like a toy poodle.
Tom: I LOVE THIS SOLO bewbewbew where's my -DOG GUITAR-
Dog: *whine*
Larry: This is why I don't hang around you anymore....
by Private Wetness May 1, 2010
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estro-environmental-gayitization

A scientific term for the gradual process by which ones boyfriend turns gay due to the excessive estrogen in his immediate surrounding.
Symptoms: Having a group name with all your initials, yours being the only male.
Growing your hair long enough to rival your girlfriends.
Succumbing to debt because of excessive designer clothing purchases.
Posting extremely flamboyant pictures on social networking websites.
Not getting laid for more than 2 months, for whatever reason, even if in foreign country.
A sexually deprived teenage girl asked her doctor if vaccinations would help her boyfriend with his estro-environmental-gayitization.
by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007
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guitard

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz
"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"
by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009
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guitar tie

A tie...made with a guitar.

You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.

Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
A guitar tie can be quite humorous...

but is breaking a guitar really worth it?
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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guitar

An instrument used to seduce hot chicks, and smack Satan in the balls. Best used after lots of practice, and with the amp knobs set to 11.
Who's playing that guitar? my daughter has been missing for 3 days!

Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.
by god's disciple. September 15, 2010
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