n. 1. Someone who finds it seemingly impossible to play guitar.
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
2. Someone who is horrible at playing guitar.
3. A retard who can play the guitar
by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010
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That guitar bro wanted to make sure Sarah and Vanessa got seperate ubers home because Anthony kept hitting on them at the party.
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To air guitar- but replacing the air with a dog, preferably a smaller one you can pick up and hold in the general position of a guitar, like a toy poodle.
Tom: I LOVE THIS SOLO bewbewbew where's my -DOG GUITAR-
Dog: *whine*
Larry: This is why I don't hang around you anymore....
Dog: *whine*
Larry: This is why I don't hang around you anymore....
by Private Wetness May 1, 2010
Get the Dog Guitar mug.A scientific term for the gradual process by which ones boyfriend turns gay due to the excessive estrogen in his immediate surrounding.
Symptoms: Having a group name with all your initials, yours being the only male.
Growing your hair long enough to rival your girlfriends.
Succumbing to debt because of excessive designer clothing purchases.
Posting extremely flamboyant pictures on social networking websites.
Not getting laid for more than 2 months, for whatever reason, even if in foreign country.
Symptoms: Having a group name with all your initials, yours being the only male.
Growing your hair long enough to rival your girlfriends.
Succumbing to debt because of excessive designer clothing purchases.
Posting extremely flamboyant pictures on social networking websites.
Not getting laid for more than 2 months, for whatever reason, even if in foreign country.
A sexually deprived teenage girl asked her doctor if vaccinations would help her boyfriend with his estro-environmental-gayitization.
by Jason Sarg December 13, 2007
Get the estro-environmental-gayitization mug.a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz
by Its Me Lenny April 10, 2009
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You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.
Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
You take a guitar and smash it on top of someone's head. The neck of the guitar will make a tie.
Warning: If done with an electric guitar, death or hospitalization are very likely outcomes.
by Argonak October 16, 2008
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Who's playing that guitar? my daughter has been missing for 3 days!
Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.
Satan just cried with pain from that guitar solo.
by god's disciple. September 15, 2010
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