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Secret Grape
This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.
John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
Secret Grape by Crabbinator March 26, 2013
stomping the grape
Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in
stomping the grape by Belledog05 June 4, 2016
long of grape
Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.
long of grape by Clarence von S November 8, 2020
Green Grape
n. Cronic wrapped first in a hemp rolling paper with a Marlboro 100 filter. Zig-Zag Purple Thunder 'Blunt-Aid' to secure filter. Then final layer of Zig-Zag Purple Thunder blunt wrap around hemp layer.
"It doesn't feel like a cigarette or blunt, it's extremely smooth."
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"It doesn't feel like a cigarette or blunt, it's extremely smooth."
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Green Grape by B&bMoney June 3, 2011