cob-gobbler

When you ferociously devour a large penis in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in butter.

Man look at her go - your girlfirend is a champion cob-gobbler.

by MBlaster August 4, 2007

Gobbler

A sexual act in which the male leaves a humongous hickey upon the female's neck, resulting in the female having an appearance of being strangled.

Dan: Hey did you hear about Jack and Katie last night?
Brady: No, I didn't what happened?
Dan: He gave her such a huge gobbler that I thought she had been strangled. She'll have to wear turtlenecks for a couple weeks

Example 2:

He gobblered so hard I think he popped an artery.

by DickZuba January 24, 2011

Gobblers

Another word for crazy or insane. Sort of like the concept of getting attacked by a flock of gobbling turkeys.

Guy 1: My girlfriend just got eaten by a giant squid!

Guy 2: That's gobblers!

by TheFifthAce January 19, 2010

shit gobbler

Another word for a toilet. It is usually very dirty with plenty of left over skidmarks and stray pubic hair.

Grover the friendly troll with treacher collins syndrome left a smattering of drippy turds in his shit gobbler after eating at Taco Bell.

by Cheesedick Parade October 16, 2006

Gobble Gooper

when you get head on thanksgiving

Yo my biotch is trippin, and Im all stressed out. I ate mad turkey and could use some brain. Hope my women gives me a gobble gooper.

by Sean O'toole January 23, 2009

Garbles

1.)A ridiculous statement, fact, emotion, sentiment, reaction, effect or response

2.)Bullshit. Milarchy. Shenanigans.

"Dude, what is this garbles? Meerkat Manor sucks put on Unsolved Mysteries."

"Garbles!"

by NomadicManic February 16, 2009

gobble my webbles

A phrase popularized by the rapper Tech N9ne to essentially say, "suck on my balls".

"Gobble my webbles for a good time."

by BusyBee June 23, 2009