Gobby Cunt

A word reserved for righteous pricks who spend most of their time growing shit ginger stubble and toking amateurishly on leeched bloots.

You know what mate? You're a gobby cunt!

by errormacro May 9, 2009

Goober

(n) In short, an extremely bookish, nerdy, or geeky person, particularly if they dress in a ridiculous or unfashionable way.

See also: Uber Goober

"That guy's a real Goober."
"It's GOOBER time!"

Jay Leno

by midgetben September 4, 2005

Goober

Someone or somthing that is out of place in the current situation.

"Kevin Bacon was not in Foot Loose." "Evie you GOOBER!"

by dydapimp January 22, 2010

goober

a person who sits in the bathtub and when they fart they eat the bubble.

I heard he's a goober

by tangle April 2, 2011

goober

im pretty sure its a candy... like peanuts covered in chocolate or sumthin lol.... maybe raisins or carmal in chocolate i dunno

I eat goobers!! yum!!

by *~Kelsey~* May 26, 2004

Goober

A Goober, or Goober (Snap) is a term of endearment that is commonly used to describe a J.S.L. with a heart in their name. The use of this term or word comes from being pestered on the internet, and is used when necessary.

Deniz: "Yo come take a shot with me goober!"
JLS: "Lyke.. SCREW YEW!"

or

JLS: "Don't lie Juan!"
Juan: "I swear Lilly! Goobers Honor!"

or

Deniz: "Hey JLS! your goobs look great in that bra!"
JSL: "Lyykkeee go die deniz omggg"

by jeanne-lilly simon January 19, 2010

Goober

Usually a funny older person, but also can mean a stupid, grasping, corrupt politician, as in GOOBERnatorial elections...

If you think he's bad, take a look at the VICE-GOOBER!

by ChampsElysees August 14, 2010