freddie freaker

actually god himself

To get your own Freddie Freaker, call 1-900-490-FREAK CALL NOWWWWWWWWW

by Worstree June 6, 2018

Fresh coating

When your gurl brushes her teeth with minty fresh toothpaste then proceeds to give a blowjob.
By Christian G.

I received a fresh coating yesterday and I still smell the good ol' crest today.

by Mintchris January 2, 2019

Freshappl

Pronounced (fre, shap, pul)
A sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. Coined by internet legend and lolcow Christine Weston Chandler or simply Chris-Chan. Probably a rip off of freshavodao.

A: "I went to the store and bought a bag of apples and when I arrived at home it was a bag of oranges"
B: "You had a freshappl bro"

by Jocomol May 9, 2021

Freezer bags

Tits with the same consistency as empty freezer bags. Literally just flaps of skin with nothing inside. No side profile except for a slight bulge at the bottom where the nipple is dangling. Clinging on to the boob like a daring rock climber

She has horrendous freezer bags that one

by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021

Fredelyn

She is a beautiful lady with a heart. She deals with different people genuinely. She loves to help children who are hunger and let them feed in their home. Many people adored her personality because she is easy to deal with, easy to ask for help and easy to talk with. She is a blessing to many. She may be a good person but she's not into abusive people and once her family will be threatened by other people, she will going to fight no matter what as long they are in the right position.

Blessed to have a Fredelyn in my life💕

by Abdiel Abijah June 7, 2021

Freudship

It's a sex-driven friendship — since everything is sex-y—(or suggestive of sexual attraction between two so-called friends) that embraces the fact that any human act, even a friendly attraction, is consciously or unconsciously motivated by one's libido. Not to be confused with situationship which of itself arises out of inherent sexual motives . It can also be applied to a relationship that has no romantic illusions of selflessness and unconditionality.

They neither have a situationship nor a friendship.; they're involved in a freudship.

by AdilShah July 30, 2022

French Departure

French Departure: When you’re a dick and tell your friends you’re going to the bathroom or getting a drink, perhaps even offering them a refill, and just go to bed instead.

“Hey man, going to get a drink. Want anything? ” (proceeds to secretly go to bed, like a dick)

And this, my friends, is a French Departure

by CR 2023 February 26, 2023